We so ill think I need some kodeine fluid

“Yeah, nice chain, what a nice night”

“My ice bright, I play the wall like a night-light”

“Tangerine tambourine From the West Wing”

“The best thing about my room. Versace bed springs”

“I’m in the building, more gold than Rumpelstiltskin”

“Aw sh!t, look who it is: the white Russel Simmons”

“Jody Highroller, Far East Movement”

“We so ill, I think I need some codeine fluid”

We so ill I think I need some Kodeine fluid

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Beer and chill

Looks like this zoanthrope shifted for the day or week. She Just finished unboxing some of the boxes and now she’s chilling with Brat and Ick as they sleep after they had a oh so rough day.

Beer and Chill

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Lucky’s

Her business is not exclusive just to the streets but establishments buy her products. Lucky was a well known place for all the depraved and those twisted enough to get their jollies off. If you wanted to dress up in a Superman costume and have Batman spank you then Lucky was the perfect place for you. The people here at Lucky wish to escape reality for that few hours, seconds or days and I bring them that in my handy dandy bag.  So when you see me coming through the doors of Lucky all fantasies are about to become realities.

Lucky's

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I said sit, damn it

Moving into a new apartment with two new puppies they can be quite needy. I didn’t realize that they would eat so much. I am off to the store for the the third time today this time to get more dog food a few food items and guess what more puppy food. While I was on the way I grabbed some cigarettes on the way to calm my nerves for when these two brats get out of control. I love them and all when I went to the recuse shelter and found them. They were abandoned newly after their mother was killed and was left behind a dumpster. 

It wasn’t my intentions on going to the shelter and picking out an animal, I mean have them come visit me left and right when I am working, but something about these two siblings just made the scowl on my face fade a little less when their history was being told to me. The worker looked at me with a plea as if please take them you could use them yourself.  So I pointed a finger at them and  snapped my fingers and said I’ll take them. As soon as they heard that they lifted their depressed heads up and their tongues rolled out of their maws and they started barking non stop and running around in the cage.

Once I loaded the two up on my skoota made sure they were secure we were off to start a new life together. They seemed to like the skoota barking at whoever got close to try to pet them with those sharp puppy teeth. Good heathens.

NOW, I didn’t realize how much it would cost to raise not ONE but TWO puppies. I nearly passed out how much these little critters eat and vet bills. They eat as if they have a bottomless pit in their stomach more than I do. Let’s not stop there and if a certain food don’t agree with them they’ll throw up which is gross.  Which I picked the perfect name for these two 

Meet Brat and Ick welcome to the family. 

 

 

I said sit, damn it

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All she wants is my Broccoli

After a long day of playing Madame and potty training two puppies and endless fighting with  your suppose loved interests. A girl need to relax and calm down and what’s a better place to do it at is the club Love Hotel. It’s her favorite hangout spot and where she met most of her special interests.

Before she even goes in. She is approached by a familiar person whom she shared many encounters with and a home. Unphased by the approached she lights up her blunt and leans against the railing. The slinky feline mix species  takes liberties with the zoantrope and wraps her limbs around her curvy frame. Syn blows her smoke in Imzadi’s face and she frowns up some before staring down at her. A silent exchange between them proceeds and they both know what’s going to transpire into the evening later.

Should Syn now tell Imz that she adopted two new puppies or wait till they get home? Hmm….

All she wants is my Broccoli

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