I said sit, damn it

Moving into a new apartment with two new puppies they can be quite needy. I didn’t realize that they would eat so much. I am off to the store for the the third time today this time to get more dog food a few food items and guess what more puppy food. While I was on the way I grabbed some cigarettes on the way to calm my nerves for when these two brats get out of control. I love them and all when I went to the recuse shelter and found them. They were abandoned newly after their mother was killed and was left behind a dumpster. 

It wasn’t my intentions on going to the shelter and picking out an animal, I mean have them come visit me left and right when I am working, but something about these two siblings just made the scowl on my face fade a little less when their history was being told to me. The worker looked at me with a plea as if please take them you could use them yourself.  So I pointed a finger at them and  snapped my fingers and said I’ll take them. As soon as they heard that they lifted their depressed heads up and their tongues rolled out of their maws and they started barking non stop and running around in the cage.

Once I loaded the two up on my skoota made sure they were secure we were off to start a new life together. They seemed to like the skoota barking at whoever got close to try to pet them with those sharp puppy teeth. Good heathens.

NOW, I didn’t realize how much it would cost to raise not ONE but TWO puppies. I nearly passed out how much these little critters eat and vet bills. They eat as if they have a bottomless pit in their stomach more than I do. Let’s not stop there and if a certain food don’t agree with them they’ll throw up which is gross.  Which I picked the perfect name for these two 

Meet Brat and Ick welcome to the family. 

 

 

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Tweedle Dee no dum

” If you think we’re waxworks, you ought to pay, you know.” – Tweedle Dum

” Contrariwise, if you think we’re alive you out to speak to us.” – Tweedle Dee

” That’s logic.” both

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Child of the Korn

“In the dream the lord did come to me he was a shape, it was He Who Walks Behind the Rows, and I did fall on my knees in terror, and hide my eyes that the fearfulness of his face strike me dead, and he told me all that has since happened…” Isaac — Children of the Corn

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Random Cuteness

So I have been in a little funk lately, hopefully after this post that spark comes back! I am wearing a couple of new items from Sn@tch, C.C. Kre-ations, and Olive. Nothing really to type it was simple and playful I thought I looked really cute, but that is just me. I mean I look cute every day, but it was something different for me.

 

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Where U Been

“Say you nobody till somebody gonna body you, flatline.”

” Pocket full of dead broad and you know I’m anti.”

” Anti- Social, anti- lame, but ain

t I a cool broad, ain’t I?”

” You lookin’ at a star that’s spaced out, tryin’ to take my style then take off.”

” I go to work with no days off, everything all paid off.”

” Shawty cat hair shaved off and she did it just for me, broad! ”

Would skip you like a spacebar, but I much rather delete broads!”

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