We so ill think I need some kodeine fluid

“Yeah, nice chain, what a nice night”

“My ice bright, I play the wall like a night-light”

“Tangerine tambourine From the West Wing”

“The best thing about my room. Versace bed springs”

“I’m in the building, more gold than Rumpelstiltskin”

“Aw sh!t, look who it is: the white Russel Simmons”

“Jody Highroller, Far East Movement”

“We so ill, I think I need some codeine fluid”

We so ill I think I need some Kodeine fluid

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The Exotic Concubine

How shall I introduce my story on how I, Abrielle second daughter of Alastor Shadowhearth became the famous Exotic Concubine to Zepar Ashenbreath. My beauty spread wide and far across the lands so far that even my sister’s suitors wanted me over her. Now you have to understand, I am the second daughter, the one that is suppose to come up short. The one that is suppose to be less loved than the first. The roles were reversed in our household. Our King, my father, favored me above my sister.  

As my suitors list grew and grew the more my sister became envious and deceitful.  Her plans grew outrageous over the years, even so much to poison me and have our father flog me; which he didn’t. Our father sick of her envious ways he finally found a suitor for her. A suitor of someone horrible and stern. 

Closer and closer the time for my sister’s suitor to come visit the more she was getting desperate. Even isolating myself or staying in the village did not help at all. Her devious ways always seemed to follow and even so Father grew more and more tired of her antics. 

For me, I just wanted to be left alone which was impossible with a jealous sister. One day that all changed for me. As I was walking from the Palace to to the village I was countered by three men in black garb and sapphire design print. Before opening my mouth or high tailing it away he opened his palm and blew a smoke in my face. 

Waking up on a bed of warmth, danger and unknown whereabouts. Stripped of all belongings besides my jewelry. I can hear the fire place wood crackling also movement across the room. Someone was within this room with me; nude and disorientated. Several thoughts ran through my head as my brain processed each one carefully before several finally matched up.  Sitting up the figure finally spoke. 

” Finally, you’re awake. I started to get worried that my henchmen gave you too much.” Shifting his position he spoke once more glancing over his shoulder.  “You are my property now, you can thank your sister for you. This is your area of the palace. On the west wing is another concubine. You shall cross paths with her sooner or later. You are mine Abrielle second daughter of Alastor Shadowhearth. You will be my exotic Concubine.” 

Those words was the beginning of a new life for me.  I was known far and wide for my beauty, my intelligence, my body and personality. Even so Zepar Ashenbreath favored me above his other concubine even so that she left. I was Zepar’s prize possession even so that my Father found out what happened could not win me back. The prize possession of Lord Ashenbreath the one woman who conquered his heart and warmed his bed; thus The Exotic Concubine.

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Krazee

” And all we sell is the greatest feeling on Earth.”

“They paint me as a villain, I just autograph the artwork.”

“Ain’t got nothing left to prove unless I got to prove it in court.”

“Live fast die young and leave a beautiful corpse, yes lord.” 

 

“You so crazy, Tunechi.” 

“You so crazy.”

“I know, I know, I know, I know.” 

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Psycho B!tch

Wild Child

“Runnin’ wild, behind this smile is a frown.”

“That’ll make ya lay it down, quickly, she shifty

Killa strictly, out to come and get me.”

“From a rose, to a .357 360.”

Psycho Bitch” 

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Sn@tchin’ Lunatic

I can see the sorrow in your eyes.”

The fear in you will never die.”

The night is cold, the moon is bright.”

“You’re so alone, there’s no one to hear you cry.”

“I am a lunatic.”

“I come alone to catch you,”

“To show you what I am…”

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