“It was dreadful. They tried to put the little redhead in a cage.” — Sarah Ferguson
It’s that time of the season where mythical and magical beings of all ages come to gather at the gates of the Faire Lands. I’ll be you’re guardian for this adventure with my little pet bee named Rose. The Fairelands stretch far and wide with ranges of fun activities for commoners and those of royals.
Grab some ale or a goblet of sweet wine to wet your lips. Some sweet berry tarts made with love from the little wee creatures that hide in the dark. If you love some theater we have that as well! The Fairelands welcomes and home to those that are seeking to be themselves!
I bring you the Fantasy Faire 2017.
“See girl you stronger then the strongest drug I ever had.”
“You can mix ’em all together you would still be twice as bad”
“Cause you’re the worse best girlfriend I ever had.”
“Harder to quit, the cigarettes and green bags.”
“Harder to escape the jail cells and bills.”
” Now they steady gum poppin’ and I am actin’ a fool.”
“I wish a hter would get crunk up on this Crime Mob crew.”
“Now, enough is enough, boy, rough and get stuffed, boy.”
“Luck is a must, boy, knuck if you buck, boy”