Waiting to be born

“The Moon has awoken, with the sleep of the sun, the Light has been broken, the Spell has begun…” — Midgard Morningstar

Waiting to be born

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We so ill think I need some kodeine fluid

“Yeah, nice chain, what a nice night”

“My ice bright, I play the wall like a night-light”

“Tangerine tambourine From the West Wing”

“The best thing about my room. Versace bed springs”

“I’m in the building, more gold than Rumpelstiltskin”

“Aw sh!t, look who it is: the white Russel Simmons”

“Jody Highroller, Far East Movement”

“We so ill, I think I need some codeine fluid”

We so ill I think I need some Kodeine fluid

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Beer and chill

Looks like this zoanthrope shifted for the day or week. She Just finished unboxing some of the boxes and now she’s chilling with Brat and Ick as they sleep after they had a oh so rough day.

Beer and Chill

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I said sit, damn it

Moving into a new apartment with two new puppies they can be quite needy. I didn’t realize that they would eat so much. I am off to the store for the the third time today this time to get more dog food a few food items and guess what more puppy food. While I was on the way I grabbed some cigarettes on the way to calm my nerves for when these two brats get out of control. I love them and all when I went to the recuse shelter and found them. They were abandoned newly after their mother was killed and was left behind a dumpster. 

It wasn’t my intentions on going to the shelter and picking out an animal, I mean have them come visit me left and right when I am working, but something about these two siblings just made the scowl on my face fade a little less when their history was being told to me. The worker looked at me with a plea as if please take them you could use them yourself.  So I pointed a finger at them and  snapped my fingers and said I’ll take them. As soon as they heard that they lifted their depressed heads up and their tongues rolled out of their maws and they started barking non stop and running around in the cage.

Once I loaded the two up on my skoota made sure they were secure we were off to start a new life together. They seemed to like the skoota barking at whoever got close to try to pet them with those sharp puppy teeth. Good heathens.

NOW, I didn’t realize how much it would cost to raise not ONE but TWO puppies. I nearly passed out how much these little critters eat and vet bills. They eat as if they have a bottomless pit in their stomach more than I do. Let’s not stop there and if a certain food don’t agree with them they’ll throw up which is gross.  Which I picked the perfect name for these two 

Meet Brat and Ick welcome to the family. 

 

 

I said sit, damn it

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Beggars are choosy

“What, I aint got nothin’ no more! Go bug someone else!”

Beggars are choosy

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