Yamborghini-High

“She make no mistakes, make no complaints”

“I love how she think she graduated with that brain” 

“She got to” 

“Yamborghini-High….” 

Yamborghini High

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Turn the Ritz into a poor house

“I turn the Ritz into a lean house”

“This the sixth time gettin’ kicked out”

“I can’t feel my face, I’m on Adderall, nauseous”

“Ninjas tryna ride my fuckin’ wave, now they salt.”0

Turn the Ritz into a poor house

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Ya, we knuckin’ and buckin’ and ready to fight

” Now they steady gum poppin’ and I am actin’ a fool.”

“I wish a hter would get crunk up on this Crime Mob crew.”

“Now, enough is enough, boy, rough and get stuffed, boy.”

“Luck is a must, boy, knuck if you buck, boy”

Ya, we knuckin' and buckin' and ready to fight

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I said sit, damn it

Moving into a new apartment with two new puppies they can be quite needy. I didn’t realize that they would eat so much. I am off to the store for the the third time today this time to get more dog food a few food items and guess what more puppy food. While I was on the way I grabbed some cigarettes on the way to calm my nerves for when these two brats get out of control. I love them and all when I went to the recuse shelter and found them. They were abandoned newly after their mother was killed and was left behind a dumpster. 

It wasn’t my intentions on going to the shelter and picking out an animal, I mean have them come visit me left and right when I am working, but something about these two siblings just made the scowl on my face fade a little less when their history was being told to me. The worker looked at me with a plea as if please take them you could use them yourself.  So I pointed a finger at them and  snapped my fingers and said I’ll take them. As soon as they heard that they lifted their depressed heads up and their tongues rolled out of their maws and they started barking non stop and running around in the cage.

Once I loaded the two up on my skoota made sure they were secure we were off to start a new life together. They seemed to like the skoota barking at whoever got close to try to pet them with those sharp puppy teeth. Good heathens.

NOW, I didn’t realize how much it would cost to raise not ONE but TWO puppies. I nearly passed out how much these little critters eat and vet bills. They eat as if they have a bottomless pit in their stomach more than I do. Let’s not stop there and if a certain food don’t agree with them they’ll throw up which is gross.  Which I picked the perfect name for these two 

Meet Brat and Ick welcome to the family. 

 

 

I said sit, damn it

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Vandal Business

What’s the best to do your undercover operation as the Madame of selling dope? Selling Vandal items to other hooligans that’s what. Once you sell those items they’ll need the good good to cope with whatever they’re doing! Syn’s plan is going just fine the Zoanthrope is settling in just fine to her new territory. She even adopted a new lab pup she called Bugsy after the notorious gangster.

 

I wonder what’s in store next for this Zoanthrope, stay tuned more of the Zoantrope Choices.

Vandal Services

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